by Rob Miller April 13, 2004
1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.
2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!
2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
by AIDZ September 18, 2005
Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!
Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!
Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!
by Mike22 February 8, 2007
Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.
by A Friend August 7, 2003
by Dave October 7, 2004
The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.
Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.
A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.
A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.
A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.
A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.
by 20-ft Shlong Boy December 2, 2009
by Chyasorus June 14, 2010