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A word used to describe a short fat penis. The penis in question is wider than it is long.
Ian struggled to suck Keiran's choad.
by Ewany May 23, 2008
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A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.
"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"
by Joe Starakovsky January 14, 2008
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A penis that is fatter than it is long.
Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.
by XxX September 19, 2003
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a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.
A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.
by char July 30, 2003
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1) A choad is when your ball sack hangs lower than your penis
2) A choad can also be a disliked person
1) I can't help it that i have a choad.... My balls are too big.
2) Man that guy's such a choad
by Kyle Luecke February 08, 2008
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a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.
That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady
by Kelly September 29, 2003
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James is a Choad because he won't go to a strip club (his wife won't let him)
by Stealthpot November 22, 2003
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