Choad

A person who is dumb

"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"

by jiffylube October 29, 2008

Choad

1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.

After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.

by ElyVader September 21, 2010

Choad

Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!

Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!

by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 15, 2008

Choad

Noun, usually used to define a person in an unsavorery way. A loser or unpopular person.

Mark is such a choad, I dont know why we hang out with him.

by Darth Oxx July 31, 2009

choade

(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus

Keep your choade clean

by Diggs February 24, 2005

Choad

A penis so wide it hurts a woman to even fit into her, proof having a big dick is not the best thing ever.

PB's choad was so wide it didnt even fit into a girl who had a baby, to believe he had sex with a virgin with that monster poor girl prolly has no tightness left now...

by Diarrhea Mouth February 24, 2008

Choad

To put it shortly... its a penis, a dick, a cock.

Gotta Suck on a choad in the party zone!

by assblaster9000 May 8, 2013