a person who always thinks that the people that call them on their cell are more important than anything that they are doing/where they are, also these people wont answer you when you ask who is on the phone, will frequently make you wait around when you have to be somewhere because they "dont have enough bars" and have to charge their piece of shit phone. this person also makes sure you hear every word of their conversation and shows off to the person on the other end of the meaningless conversation.
by Jamsalot February 1, 2007
Get the cellphaggot mug.To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot
Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.
by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007
Get the cellphonia demensia mug.1. To successfully pull off some sort of a prank involving calling another person's cell phone, usually from a masked number (for instance, via relay).
2. To be struck by a cell phone, preferably in the face, in such a forceful manner that one could only it as describe as being owned.
2. To be struck by a cell phone, preferably in the face, in such a forceful manner that one could only it as describe as being owned.
"Hey, I just relayed Dan, from work, and left him a sweet message."
"What'd you say?"
"I had the operator tell him I was from the corporate office, and if he wanted a promotion then he needs to help me wipe my butt, and then I layed down a nice freestyle about my favorite vegetables."
"Man, that's ridiculous. He'll know it was you."
"No way, I totally cellphowned him."
"What'd you say?"
"I had the operator tell him I was from the corporate office, and if he wanted a promotion then he needs to help me wipe my butt, and then I layed down a nice freestyle about my favorite vegetables."
"Man, that's ridiculous. He'll know it was you."
"No way, I totally cellphowned him."
by WonkerSmack July 31, 2006
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by yomomma' February 4, 2010
Get the chellen mug.An old women with manly features at a bar/club. A Chella is the out of place loud drunk old lady you see at bars and clubs that has no business being there because they're creeping out the young people. Usually the old drunk crying out "Whooo hooo! Look at me everyone! I'm drunk wild and in a club/bar with young people and I still got it!"... they really don't have it.
Ron Jeremy: Ooh la la! Check out that easy sleezy senior!
Will Ferrel: Yikes! She's a freaky Chella! I tell you, you are one twisted little man.
Will Ferrel: Yikes! She's a freaky Chella! I tell you, you are one twisted little man.
by The Great Hand February 16, 2010
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