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cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010
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cheeto voldemort

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
by luuunaaa January 15, 2017
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Cheeto Fingers

The obvious sign that you have been previously consuming Cheetos. Identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. However, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of Cheetos.
Those aren't Cheeto fingers.

THESE are Cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)
by ErickEbonic_BlackerThanYou March 12, 2009
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cheeto head

a male red head who can't get a girl unless she is extremely intoxicated because of his hair color. Don't get them confused with the average gingers.
Wendy: I hooked up with a cheeto head last night!
Jenny: Oh no!
by cheetolover December 18, 2011
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cheebows

A combination of the words "cheese" and "elbows". This describes your friends or co-workers with white flakey elbows that could be used in place of parmesian cheese for your salad or pasta.
Oh come on bro, get your cheebows away from my food! You're such a pessov.
by Jaycome June 10, 2008
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cheeto attack

After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)
"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"
by la bandit October 26, 2009
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a living cheeto

by Crunchy_Toast February 6, 2021
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