celtic

The greatest football team ever...

Man I wish I could play for Celtic

by DirtyFern March 29, 2005

Celtic

Based in Glasgow and are the best football team in the world. Has won the Scottish Premier League 3 years in a row and will extend that in years to come. Won the European Cup, Scottich Premier League and Scottish Cup all in the year 1967 with there best team which is known as the Lisbon Lions .Rivals of Glasgow Rangers who are just plain and simply GAY.

Hey how did the race for the Scottish League end up??

O Celtic won because the Gers choaked as usual!!

Hey dident Rangers lose to St Petersberg in the UEFA Cup afew days before???

As i said, they Choaked AS USUAL

by Peter Nus May 24, 2008

CELTIC

The only cup to be awarded by FIFA - Best Fans in the world Award.

Set the world record for most fans going overseas for a football match

"80,000 fans went to Seville 2003 for UEFA Cup final - 0 arrests"

by Sean M June 12, 2005

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by celtics5 June 9, 2009

Celtic Starfish

When two people spread their butt cheeks and touch their buttholes together. A very popular sexual adventure in Manhattan IL.

After Ryan Delaney got done bleaching his butthole, he was very excited to touch our buttholes together, marking off Celtic Starfish on our Sex Bingo card.

by Furies Hecate July 3, 2022

pull a celton

to caress someone's leg in a very awkward manner.

"DUDE! you did not just pull a celton on me!"

by Uncle Toast January 26, 2009

celtic

A scottish football club that are totally pish!!!
They wear a horrible green and white hooped top and there supporters have to use all there giro money to go and watch them and then they have to get crisis loans to pay for there 15 kids to eat!!!!!!!
There board are also that tight with there money that the only bonus there players get is that they can shag the celtic boy's club!!!!

Fuckers
Stupid
No hopers

by Henrik Larsson April 13, 2005