clavenea

clavenea is a fragile person, she's one of a kind. beautiful and cute, she likes to tell her story even if u are stranger. she forgive u, she doesn't have pride.

clavenea is so kind she forgive me so fast

by shanoxx June 9, 2021

Cleaved in Twain

The best fucking thrash metal band to come out of New Zealand ever!

'Did you hear that fat, new Cleaved in Twain track"
'FUCK YES, that was EPIC!!!'

by MetalHead8399 December 25, 2011

beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

by J.J September 18, 2005

cleaveland brown

a person of either sex with a great body and ugly face
symbolized by the cleave brown's nice uniforms and ugly helmets

guy 1:she is a cleaveland brown
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nice uniform...ugly helmet

by King of Mikes March 24, 2006

clave

Slang for sterilizing with an autoclave. It is often used by the younger generation of scientists and most older people will have no idea what it means.

"Dang, Michael forgot to clave those biohazard bags!"

by Brendan&Hollie June 10, 2008

claven

One who is long winded. This person is allways corect and often states personal opinion as fact. Likes the sound of his own voice.

John, you really are a claven.

by mudflap January 22, 2003