The Carpenter Effect 

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.

"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"

The Carpenter Effect by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013

organ carpenter 

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

organ carpenter by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

Pure Carpenter 

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

Pure Carpenter by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

nick carpenter by emosarah May 16, 2018

alfie carpenter 

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

alfie carpenter by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018

jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros

i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey

jack carpenter by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019

Julia Carpenter 

If you have a Julia Carpenter in your life run! shes scary but nice and funny at most times. She likes to sit in her room all day and cry. She naps pretty frequently...too frequently. This bitch is always missing school or shes late. she is the best friend you want. She is sometimes too lazy to do anything but she is a fun girl to get food with and go to parties with. If you have a julia carpenter, be ready for lots lots of crying but fun times whens she is not.

person: "you have a julia carpenter in your life?
persn 2: " yes its pretty amazing"

Julia Carpenter by shhh its a secret November 15, 2019