Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011

Clappuccine Alfredo

A special ordered dish given to someone after you absolutely clap them.

"Imma give this man an order of Clappuccine Alfredo, On The House!"

by Pr3stigeHunt3r March 8, 2020

Cumpuccino

A type of coffee made with espresso and cum that has been frothed up with pressurized steam.

Rod was quickly dropping his pants and pulling out his dong when Lisa proposed to have a cumpuccino for breakfast!

by DrLame October 3, 2023

Caspian Capuchino

When a man has ingested high amounts of spicy foods and sauces in the days prior his significaant other preforming fellatio on him to completion (she swallows) and the resulting taste from the spicy intake.

Ah. the ol' lady has been bitching alot so i'm gonna sweet talk her into a hummer then suprise her with a Caspian Capuchino

by sackfucker January 17, 2011

fappuccino

When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.

Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.

by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011

Fappuccino

fapp-ucc-i-no

fhap-uch-ee-noe

1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)

2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure

I don't think that's a good idea because I'll just flop it out and fappuccino all over you

by Sir Plays A lot March 14, 2011

Crappuccino

A play-on words on cappuccino, a type of caffeine drink. Specifically talking about the ones they serve at McDonalds, because you pay $2.50+ for one and it tastes like sugary, foamy, water.

Cashier: Here's your cappuccino. That will be $3.10.

(Customer takes sip of drink, disgusted by taste)

Customer: Guh! $3.10 for a crappuccino?!

by ROFLcopturds February 26, 2010