Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.
Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!
by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022
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Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora
Dude, she had the loosest chode canal
by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011
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Pelvic canal

The sweaty crevice of skin between where the leg and the genitals meet.
There is a terrible odour coming from my Pelvic Canal
by Pbf123 June 23, 2018
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shit canal

Shit canal; a euphamism for the anal cavity, or butthole. Some dudes like eating asshole. Call it a shit canal. They may see the error in their ways.
"Man, I thought it was nice eating booty. Until the shit canal opened the floodgates."
by Mitch the Sage May 05, 2016
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tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.
Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!
by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 08, 2022
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canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.
Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.
by naysh December 22, 2009
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Canal Cunt

a girl who You see flaunt different brands of high end fake purses, bags, scarfs, etc.. Mostly purchased in one single trip to NYC, Canal St.
Ex: that Jackie is such a canal cunt.. Did u see her talking about her new LV, trying to pass it as real? The logos where sliced like a lobster tail.
by Jesbat March 26, 2012
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