buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

Buttblind

Someone who doesn't notice butts

No I didn't look at her butt! I'm buttblind!

by LabRatAngie July 18, 2018

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.

That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!

by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019

Butterin' Up

When a male or his female partner smears butter over the male's prolapsed asshole

Male:Hey babe, can we do some Butterin' Up tonight?
Female:ew what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Toxintine August 25, 2019

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020