Bromine

The element that all bros are mainly comprised of.
Brotomic Symbol - Bro
Number of Brotons/Brolectrons - 35
Number of Brotrons - 45
Classification - Brologens

Bro 1 - Bro what are you made of?
Bro 2 - Bromine, obviously

by Brevin Bromlal May 20, 2009

Bromatic

A bromance that is also dramatic. The drama usually comes from the jealous girlfriend of one or both of the bros

Steve and Mark had a strong bromance going on until Mark's girlfriend got jealous. Now it's just bromatic!

by Magdalen22 March 19, 2015

bromission

When you (male) ask your guy friend for permission to hook up with, bang, or date your friend's ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, girlfriend, wife, or pretty much any girl your friend has been with.

"Damn, Joe's ex-wife is all up on my junk."

"Dude, you'd better call Joe and get bromission before you hit that."

by Camp Custy March 17, 2009

brorito

A brorito is a burrito that features non-Mexican ingredients that only a college student would get.

"I'm excited for that burrito I'm gonna get from qdoba. Shit's got bbq sauce in it!"

"That's such a brorito."

by jjbmavs November 7, 2009

brotits

An extension of bro, brother, bra, broski. etc. Can be used during any part of the conversation, but is most commonly interjected at the start or end of one.

Sam: What you gettin into tonight dude?
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches

by thebiscuitskanker November 22, 2009

brojito

An alcoholic drink made up of rum, lime juice, brown sugar, crushed mint leaves, soda water, and crushed ice. A tasty alcoholic beverage shared exclusively among your best bros.

After a long week, Dave invites his best pals over to play cards and enjoy a few rounds of brojitos.

by narshouse January 19, 2010

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008