When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.
I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.
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A student institution observable during university holidays. Boredom naps are the result of withdrawal from the student lifestyle and are an established method of avoiding scheduled work. Often used to bridge the gap between your 2am bedtime and 2pm morning alarm, boredom naps are a way of whiling away the hours before it is acceptable to go to bed again.
John: "What've you been up to today mate?"
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."
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Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
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Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."
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Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."
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