Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.
Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz
I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board
I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board
by echostorm July 31, 2008
by hugeman6969 April 09, 2021
A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.
Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.
by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019
A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board
by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006
by Jake March 07, 2004
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.
by Tom Craven February 18, 2005