Borta

One who has incredibly drastic and sometimes violent mood changes. One moment your friend;The next wanting to mutilate or humiliate you.

Hey, thanks for helping out with that the other day. Why the hell are you pointing that gun at me? You going Borta or something?

by plainwhitecracker December 19, 2010

blorstar

1. to smell like ass, cheese, and mexican people put together
2. to kill a retard for fun

Yo Rivera smells like blorstar

by ulmanator1 October 4, 2010

blorange

The only known word in the englsih dictionary thar rhymes with orange.

Erm. . .Well I couldnt think of any sentence to put blorange in.

by Chris Riley June 27, 2003

Blort

A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.

A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!

by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Bortaz

To show that you made a foolish grammatical mistake in your comment. Generally used on internet message boards and/or social media sites.

You write like a 3rd grader, you wanker. What a Bortaz comment.

by Saint Todd October 4, 2011

Blorts

Large Boobs

Great Blorts!

by NavyJac November 12, 2010

blort

Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.

Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!

by blorthorc October 7, 2003