blumpkin on rye

Simultaneously eating a pastrami sandwich, while getting a blowjob, while taking a dump.

I was was so startled when Scott and Julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that I almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. All I could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.

by miketort November 25, 2011

Chunky Blumpkin

When a chick is giving a dude a blumpkin, and she vomits on his cock due to the smell, and the continues with blumpkin.

That drunk chick last night decided she wanted to suck my cock while I was taking a shit, and she couldn't take the smell and ended up giving me a chunky blumpkin.

by cryanken June 29, 2010

country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

by mgretard March 26, 2019

Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.

I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.

by rustytbone December 13, 2009

Blumpkin

The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.

Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007

Dunkin Blumpkin

When you recieve a "run of the mill" blumpkin, however, you end it by forcing the givers head into the toilet bowl on which you sit, shoving their face into your fecal matter...

"She gave me a dunkin blumpkin, and her face was covered in shit!"

by chasdook November 15, 2004