blingalade

Any nice SUV with appropriate bling. Blingalade is derived from Escalade (which comes factory with a little bling). Qualifying bling may include but is not limited to 20" rims (DUBS), excessive amounts of chrome or gold, and custom paint.

Fo' Boo got shot, he B flossin' in dat blingalade er' weekend.

by Parad0x November 9, 2003

Blingbag

A bag used to safely store away bling. Many pimps don't tell anyone, but they keep their Blingbag under their pillow. Also, it can be used in public to prove you're not poor, you just don't have your bling on.

At the end of the day, before the pimp goes to sleep, he takes off all his bling and stuffs it in his blingbag.

"Dat pimp didn't believe me was a for real pimp, so I reached in my pocket and pull out me blingbag, dat homie backed off right quick."

by TizzMizzle March 16, 2007

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.

OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!

by LauraCMU February 4, 2008

Blingford

A slang name used to generically describe the suburbs to the east of London, including Essex. The suffix "-ford" denotes that such towns tend to be situated on a river, often the Thames. Such suburbs including Ilford, Stratford, Romford, etc. can therefore be referred to generally without causing direct offense to their residents. The prefix "Bling" refers to the tendency of some of these residents to wear flashy, or gaudy jewellery, possibly implying that they are chavs.

Example 1:

Sociologist: As we can see from this picture, these two people are chavs, sitting in a McDonald's restaurant in Blingford. They are denoted by their tracksuits, gaudy jewellery and next tattoos.

Example 2:

"That's coz you's a tasteless, chavvy, Blingford mutherfucker, innit! Aight?"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 7, 2010

blingbling33333

blingbling33333 is the worst roblox player ever

blingbling33333 sucks
even his youtube channel sucks

by alakandel November 5, 2020

Chain Blinger

A person who flashes jewelry/bling such as a necklace, chain, etc. Used in the song by Estelle called American Boy where it is sung by Kanye West.

Dude, look at the bro with the heavy chains around his neck, he's such a chain blinger.

by McDanni September 30, 2011

booty bling

A piercing through the edge of your anus

I was on the downside of a 69 with your mom and I thought she shit a diamond ring... It was just new booty bling

by Burt_328 December 3, 2013