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God's Beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.
1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.
by Roose Pies August 4, 2007
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beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.
Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.
by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017
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Layoff Beard

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."
There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.
by deaconblues February 11, 2009
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Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.
Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."
by xavy340 July 8, 2009
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anger bear

Someone who is very crabby and angry and who makes being around them no fun. This was used on Wonkette often. YES. It's "anger bear" not "angry bear."

"Anger bear" may be the mad version of a "sad panda"
When he found out that Scott has signed the heath care bill he turned in to a full-time anger bear.
by wonderwomyn April 20, 2010
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sun bear

a very cute bear that loves to cuddle! they are also the smallest of the bear family
oh hey look ! a cute sun bear to cuddle with!
by sunbearlover October 12, 2010
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attention beard

Facial hair grown by young men (especially hipsters) in an attempt to garner attention.
Man 1: "Did you see that Atticus is sporting a beard these days?"

Man 2: "Is it a legitimate beard or one of those attention beards?"
by DakotaFred June 26, 2014
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