Management jizz blanket

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

blanket syndrome

When you're too cold without a blanket but get too hot when under a blanket.

Person 1: "I'm suffering from blanket syndrome.. I'm doomed to spend this night as either too hot or too cold ;( "

Person 2: "Put on a jacket you little bitch!"

by JeremyMMkay June 13, 2010

Blakey

The act of receiving a finger up an anus.

Lauren will you give me a blakey.

by xBlake69 October 6, 2020

two puppies fighting under a blanket

When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

blanket party

A violent group attack on an unpopular GI. Usually done in the middle of the night, in a barracks situation, the victim’s head and body is covered with a blanket (preventing him/her from fighting back or identifying assaillants). Occassionally these attacks are used to bring a barracks bully into line but unfortunately hundreds of attacks per year are aimed at suspected gays. This type of hazing is tolerated by noncommissioned officiers who see it as a means of "self policing" among privates and trainees.

Smith over there has been a real fuck-up and kept us from getting a pass into town last night. Let's throw him a blanket party tonight.

by Bill Peters October 6, 2006

squirrel blanket

a g string.

I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.

by Candi Barre September 24, 2009

Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004