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Blackberry

A network failure on a (non R-I-M) mobile phone, where text messaging, calls and internet seem to stop working. Added in view of the recent comical Blackberry worldwide network outage.
Dude, my HTC phone just did a Blackberry (Blackberried) - I couldn't send a text message or surf facebook for a whole half hour!
by EggySplat October 12, 2011
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Blackbeard

blak beerd (n) one who rips a nearly done bowl until ash gets pulled into his/her mouth resulting in a black, ashy tongue. Additionally, this ash can be scrapped off and placed around the chin area; thus creating a literal black beard. (From the Latin Blackus Beardious.)
Wow, ease up on that bowl, Blackbeard.
by Laz + Juices January 6, 2008
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Blackberry porn

What your husband now spends thousands of hours looking at on the internet instead of what he use to look at.

The overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the Blackberryphiles.
I walked in to the office this morning and caught my husband Googling images of "Blackberry". I wish I'd never bought him it. Forget "Golf widow" I am a Blackberry widow. He spends all his time now looking at Blackberry porn.
by LabMom November 28, 2009
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BlackBerry sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak September 19, 2012
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Blackberry Surprise

When an African american male spontaneously ejaculates inside of you.
Rachel: Gosh, Sam, last night Dre gave me some blackberry surprise!
Sam: That sounds Delicious!
by Mechsen April 11, 2015
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blackathon

A large convention of African-Americans, usually outdoors. booths are often set up full of watermelon, grape cool-aid, and sherbert.
"Man did you catch that blackathon in town yesterday?"

"Nah, im too Patrick."
by Super Ostrich February 6, 2017
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BlackBerry Effect

In written communication, the encouragement of curt, emotional, and/or ill-considered responses caused by the ever-presence of mobile communication technology.
*bleeping* Pat; *bleep* acts like the Internet was invented yesterday; think about your response before sending a text!; the BlackBerry Effect rules that *bleep*'s mind.
by northport_ed May 14, 2022
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