Birded

When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink

Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop

by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022

The Birdie

A wrestling move used by hillbillies in which a wrestler begins to draw a circle in the air with his finger. Genereraly used as an act of desperation.

Announcer "Oh,this is embaressing - he's doing The Birdie"

by Dan Gable April 21, 2006

Beat the birdie

1. Slang for masturbation
2. To hit a birdie really hard in badmintin

by ToEn1 February 1, 2003

birdie

When a man ejaculates after only two to three strokes in the act of masturbation.

When I started looking through my spank bank the other day, I got so horny that I spanked a birdie.

by Malibu89 May 31, 2011

Captain Birdseye

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

by MeAd November 3, 2003

birder

An act of killing a Bird (any type of bird - Eagle, Seagull, Pigeon) in any way (Hitting it with a car, Making it explode, Kicking it) with the intent of killing and to ends its life. For the Human definition see murder

A bird was found dead today, police suspect birder.

by cc2k September 26, 2009