Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

Bidded

Past tense of bid on eBay

I bidded on a van and won.

by bleachedclothes October 31, 2019

Dirty Bidding

Dirty bidding includes bribery, cheating, con artistry, doing illegal activities without legal punishment, and making the world burn with corrupt allies.

The elites did their dirty bidding by bribing politicians into doing corrupt things for money, power, and control.

by PurpleSkies May 3, 2022

bid mode

a mindset you have to have to survive a prison term (or bid).

"If you're gonna do a nickel in the state pen, you gotta get in bid mode."

by Rabbit Sam February 18, 2024

bidness guru

a person who is in reality super lazy and does nothing productive in life but acts like the busiest person in the world grinding it out to make it and putting other hard working people down at the same time

mr. eisenberg is the original bidness guru making $50 billion a year

by dustinmc September 21, 2025

Bid

The hottest bitch you know

Hey your a strait bid

by Bigdaddygg28463 January 28, 2022