beaters

a pair of sneakers that are beat, messed up, crusty, dirty, etc. etc. etc.

These are my beaters, mad fucked up, I know.

by amaaaandaaa July 19, 2005

Besterfriends

Better than "best" friends.
A bond between two people who have overcome more than their fair share of obstacles and still maintained their friendship. Besterfriends tend to be quirky, and make even doing nothing a good time. They take too many pictures and laugh often too hard.

"Wow, they just got hit on by two guys in an ice cream truck. They must be besterfriends"

by ambrizzle fa shizzle March 17, 2009

Beater Boos

A Beater Boos, is a boy who is seemingly nice when first dated. This boy then becomes a big douche bag and cheats on his girlfriend. Beater Boos' are attracted to younger girls, specifically grade nine girls or younger, especially ones that are sluts. They are usually chubby chasers, getting turned on when their girl is able to scarf down two big macs in five minutes. A Beater Boos also likes to hit girls in the face for no apparent reason.

Dan: "Hey that guy just hit his fat girlfriend!"
Mike: "Dude, I know that girl, she gets around."
Dan: "Must be a Beater Boos."

by MR.CLEANLINESS15 January 7, 2010

dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.

"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You

by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010

booyah blaster

when you unleash a stream of booyah on a girls face

booyah blaster on your face!

i booyah blasted that girl last night!

by skonkalicous29 July 8, 2011

arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle

It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster

by Special Daniel December 20, 2014

Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.

She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019