barking

British slang for crazy, short for barking mad.

She wears a cilice? The woman is quite obviously barking.

by RedGecko September 6, 2010

Barking Bob

Like a cat lady, but for a man that collects dogs, especially from animal shelters.

Michael just adopted another dog! He is such a barking bob.

by jonesy2014 June 5, 2014

Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

by chuckerman May 2, 2005

Woddy-baiting

n. Free for all persecution of a friend for drunken entertainment and humour.

Pete: That was some Woddy-baiting last night!
Chris: Yep, but in my opinion the twat deserved it!

by Lardytugboat September 17, 2008

Barking at the ape

Eating an old school chick, specifically doing so with much fervor and unbridled enthusiasm

So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...

by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008

POTTY BARKING

To shout into an open anus.

Janice was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like garnets. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion. Slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped Giuseppe's breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.

by MikeyTam February 19, 2010

Barking Schneider

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013