barney

Big, dark to purple penis.

I gave her barney last night and she loved it.

by Panfilo Seisnueve June 13, 2008

barnyard bitch

Any girl that looks like a farm animal. Most commonly resembeling a pig. One under the infulnce of alcohol or drugs may not realize they have encountered a barnyard bitch until they wake up next to her sober.

"Alex went out with a barnyard bitch before he left her for Kristyn."

"The barnyard bitch Mike used to date acted like a total hater when Kasey was there with him."

by kamy gwozman March 20, 2008

barney

A purple mutant dinosaur that tries to make kids dance and sing.

Little kid: I am going to watch Barney. Come with me!
Teenager: DON'T WATCH IT!!! Baney is a mutant dinosaur and you will die!

by My name is tilatequilafan January 6, 2008

Barney Rubble

Fred Flintstone's neighbor and best friend.

The cockney said, "Gee that Barney Rubble got into a barney rubble last night."

by croz March 7, 2005

barney

(weed) (bay area slang) purple weed

my nigga u got any barney

by T March 20, 2005

Barney Dick

The purple jerky-like substance that remains after boiling Robitussin. It can be ingested to obtain a small buzz followed by about an hour of vicious vomiting. Resembles Barney the Dinosaur's Dick.

Yo, you got any of that Barney Dick? I need that in my mouth!

by D.Havok April 15, 2009

barney

Brainwashing device for small children, torture device for everyone else.

I would rather perform some painful act to myself than have to watch "Barney".

by Snuffkin March 27, 2005