bare foot waifu 

That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.

Guy: Dude I married my bare foot waifu the other day.
Etika from the Etika World Network: ...nani?

bare foot waifu by tsuroku October 17, 2017

bare haps 

London slang for "very happy". Haps is short for happy. Obviously.

truesay mandem ain't bare haps bruv, cuz i been linkin that rudegyal on da regular an jus found out wastegash got chlamydiaaaaaaaa

bare haps by _al September 8, 2007

bare back 

To have sex without using a condom.

I couldn't find any condoms so I fucked her bare back.

bare back by Joe1234 August 12, 2005

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.

"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

bare bum flaker by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013

bare backing

intercourse without using a condom

i ain bare backin , allow diseases init

bare backing by michel jackson October 29, 2003

Bare bum shuffle 

When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.

Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"

Bare bum shuffle by Luxiebird August 19, 2009

Bare Dongle 

People who make up alot of stuff you say "you chat bare dongle" Almost as if you chat shit.

I found £5000 yesterday - you chat bare dongle

Bare Dongle by johnace01 March 29, 2011