ballister

a gay guy who's arm was chopped of by his bf and ended up adopting a shapeshifting creature

My jaw dropped faster than ballister's arm

by iwantedtousemebutohwell October 17, 2023

ballistic

is a nigga

ballistic is a nigga

by big black n world balls hd November 6, 2023

ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

bellistics

Da science of studying da uniqueness of certain aspects of a large metal clanging-device to see if its sound matches da tolling dat was heard in a particular instance under investigation.

In da animated "Sherlock Hound" episode, "The Bell of Big Ben", da sleazy buyer of said multi-ton hour-chimer is upset when he hears da famous bell tolling from da Palace of Westminster, causing him to doubt whether da equally-divisive shyster Moriarty actually possesses da genuine article and not a fake. Moriarty is as alarmed and perplexed as da buyer, too, since he knows dat he had indeed stolen da bell from da tower, and a simple bellistics check --- i.e., his listening carefully and noting dat its sound is spot-on-identical to da original --- confirms dat it is indeed da bell's classic sound. What he doesn't know is dat Hound had rigged da bell-tower wif a PA system and gramaphone which is playing a lacquer-disc recording of da bell.

by QuacksO January 19, 2024

billistics

Da science of studying minute features of a "please remit da stated sum" document to determine where it came from, who created and/or sent it, etc.

Wif modern-day accounting equipment like computers and data-storage --- and customer service usually just a phone call away --- erroneous/inexplicable charges on your monthly credit-card statement are usually easier to get resolved than they might have been in yesteryear; conceivably there should seldom be any need nowadays to resort to billistics to straighten things out.

by QuacksO January 19, 2024

bollistics

Da study of minute fibers, pod-fragments, etc., to determine where one or more particular specimens of cotton came from.

Careful bollistics probably isn't necessary to determine whether da fluffy "cotton" wadding inside pill-bottles is da real McCoy or just imitation material made from plastic --- all you'd likely need to do is heat it to see if it melts or not.

by QuacksO January 19, 2024

Ballistic-head

1. noun. A dummy, especially used in target shooting practice.

2. adjective. (based on Ballistic (adj. sense)) a person who always being angry or agitated whenever something ticks them off (e.g. trauma, anxiety, transgressions, etc.)

1. "This ballistic-head looks janky than ever before."

2. "Never tell that person about that matter, as that guy's a ballistic-head."

by monika'sgrandad January 19, 2024