(Verb)
1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.
2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.
Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.
2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.
Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"
2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"
2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"
by MarcTheReaper May 9, 2014
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An overachieving person who is arrogant and likes to put people down
An overachieving person who is arrogant and likes to put people down
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"Billy Bauer rubs my belly and then says I smell bad."
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"Billy Bauer loves Chelsea Gordon."
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Get the zack bauer mug.Verb: Meaning to open up a serious can of "whoop ass" on a person or group of people in such a way that it is quite clear which of the parties involved got his or her ass kicked.
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Get the jack bauer mug.And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
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Get the bauered mug.Not to be confused with the primetime superhero, a "jack bauer" is probably the opposite of the man named Jack Bauer. The term originates from the term "bauer", which is a combination of the words beer and shower. In other words, a bauer is when you drink a beer while showering. To make it a "jack bauer", one must "jack it", or masturbate, while drinking a beer in the shower.
"Hey man, you wanna head out to that party now?"
"Yeah, let me just take a "jack bauer" first."
"Oh good call bro, I was gonna go do the same. But in my own shower. Why are you still putting quotes around jack bauer in this example conversation by the way?"
"Urban Dictionary made me do it. Also, I just got this thing that my laptop can sit on in the shower, so now I can watch internet porn during my jack bauers. Best jack bauers ever."
"This is an obnoxiously long conversation about a ridiculous topic."
"Ridiculously awesome."
"Word."
"Yeah, let me just take a "jack bauer" first."
"Oh good call bro, I was gonna go do the same. But in my own shower. Why are you still putting quotes around jack bauer in this example conversation by the way?"
"Urban Dictionary made me do it. Also, I just got this thing that my laptop can sit on in the shower, so now I can watch internet porn during my jack bauers. Best jack bauers ever."
"This is an obnoxiously long conversation about a ridiculous topic."
"Ridiculously awesome."
"Word."
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