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Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.
Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009
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AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION

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All fair is love and war CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

Another way to say UP YOURS in a WISE ASSERY WAY.

It can be that HEAVENLY MOVE we all wait for.
Do the CYBER MATH and enjoy yourself and PRIVY people AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION IS AN @ for your BABY.

Look your ASSH0LE is a little dirty as let me seeyourassh0le and do an AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION as that built in QUALUTY SMELLY if you are a special homosexual and STINKY if you have interests in eating TOSS SALAD for lunch that is STINKY.

Hey dude AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION as go up one MORE LEVEL for the rest of us where you are sitting as BUTT PLEASE keep the BALLS in the BALLPARK.

Be careful as don't walk in any BALL PARK at AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION time.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL January 12, 2022
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Automatic

They: I’ll meet you there in a minute

Me : automatic
by Falisha womack. July 25, 2019
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automatic meal

When you live in Wicker Park, it's too expensive to have automatic meals all the time, so I have to cook a lot...
by Christine54321 December 27, 2008
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toe automatics

Shorty wanna come over and let me do some toe automatics on her
by Mynameisskylarbittner June 2, 2018
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automat

An driverless vehicle - usually a passenger car
The Automat arrived on time and took me home.
by Salem Cat July 4, 2017
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Automatics

Holy shit automatics is the most rng gamemode ive seen in this world

Ikr rovle should just remove it
by BigmalYT September 16, 2021
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