A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.
Tina: "Who was that creepyasshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"
Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
A ColtAutomatic is a term used by rappers, reggae artists, and in places all across America. Basically a Copy Automatic is just your standard 1911 .45 ACP
"Turn out your left pocket, I searching for the ColtAutomatic"
-Yellowman, "Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt"