Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

zasterbation

Term meaning to enlarge.

"I zasterbated my boyfirends dick yesterday"

"i love zasterbation"

by Molllie March 9, 2009

Masterbationist

The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.

Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.

by Phillis Dickinme February 1, 2010

Gasterbation

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas

I just had gasterbation

by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade

by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017

Brain-Masterbation

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015

Clown Masterbation

Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).

So dude how did you get into the circus?
Oh I had to do some clown masterbation

by ianz. June 6, 2010