Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.
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2.) An insult so brutal that it becomes an assault.
2.) An insult so brutal that it becomes an assault.
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Get the Sperm assult mug.A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
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