asspology

Portmanteau from the word 'ass' and 'apology'. An apology (usually by a content creator) that is cringe and forced due to public backlash, not because they felt sorry. Usually garner more public backlash because of the insencerity of said apology.

That YouTuber just made an asspology, he literally denied all the shit he's done and accuses everyone.

by Yi Long Mask June 15, 2024

Asspox

Itchy irritated bumps on the sphincter. Similar to that of chicken pox and highly contagious.

Man, I was raw dawging her ass and realized she has asspox. I hope I don’t catch that!

by RideFiend June 16, 2025

dude shea, asspony

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004