Aspen Dental

To take a shit in someone's face unexpectedly and without consent

I woke up to my partner giving me an Aspen Dental, what the fuck

by Queen Buttrix June 21, 2021

aspen

aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.

Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!

by HippieSkiChick August 27, 2007

Ashden

Ashden is a ship. It means Ashley and Aiden. It is the bet ship. Ashden 4 eva!

I love Ashden! It’s the best shop I’ve ever heard

by Ashden 4 evA May 2, 2019

Aspen

Smelly stuff you just can't describe but you NEVER forget!!

Is that ASPEN on my shoe??

by U.N.C.L.E. February 9, 2003

Aspen

Aspen is a very pretty girl who can be sporty and lazy. Her hair and short temper is favored by many people. Aspen may be a bitch sometimes but make sure to tell her your side of the story, and she might tell hers. She likes to mess around but when things get serious, the games end. Don't let go of an Aspen, because they might have a few issues but are really great on the inside and out.

Girl: That Aspen girl's hair is pretty
Boy: I heard shes played lacrosse and soccer..
Girl: Really? But I heard she was lazy.. that Aspen...

by Pipidipipip June 1, 2018

Aspen

Aspen is very silly, she very sweet. She will always be there for you, she is very loud. She loves messing around. She could be a little monster at times though. She usually has brown eyes and her hair is a light brown. She prefers to video chat with people instead of texting or calling.

Aspen is literally the sweetest person you'll ever meet!

by Basic Dolphin August 2, 2019

aspen

a great dude that is probably lgbtq+ and likes to sing. he has a nice taste in music and clothes and cares about his friends a lot. total jock.

"aspen is so cool! he invited me over yesterday and he made garlic bread!"
"i wish i could eat garlic bread with aspen :'("
"someday, my dear"

by anonymous December 4, 2020