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android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.
The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.
by Fucked in the ass December 2, 2017
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Andromedaislive

A very swag person
Who are you watching on twitch right now?”
“Oh, I’m watching andromedaislive!”

“What types of things do they stream?”
“Minecraft, FNAF, sometimes just chatting, their a variety streamer!”
by Aloe Quin April 6, 2021
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Andriode

A misspelled word commonly used by Andriode_OW to define a black homosexual albino midget porn addiction
I have a seriously dangerous andriode
by bbctabblyn May 1, 2022
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Android 13

I just updated my phone to Android 13 and one of the features I like is how you can set languages on different apps
by Sebby294 January 4, 2023
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Hello, my name is [name], the android sent by Cyberlife

The standard introduction used by Cyberlife androids. Can also be shortened to "My name is name".
Android: Hello, my name is name, the android sent by Cyberlife.
Hank: ...You can't be serious.
by AC1000 July 8, 2020
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Android 13

a defective android created by doctor gero in the dragon ball series,defection being his southern accent however ask 13 has said,cant fix what aint broken.android 13 spends most of his time roasting trunks 30 doller haircut punching goku in the balls or enjoying his trucker hat
yea,Android 13 loves his trucker hat and yes the TH death ball stands for Trucker Hat
by Perfect organasm February 3, 2021
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gay android

A metal robot who receives pleasure (programmed to think it receives pleasure) by taking a large stick between the twig and berries. Usually preformed with an abundance of WD-40.
"Harry I think Dumbledore wants you."
"That's just a gay android Ronald"
by BurntWuud October 8, 2017
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