Apple

A type of electronic brands

Guy:where did you get that phone
Guy 2: Oh at the Apple store

by Ihategacha2.0 August 30, 2020

Apple

An assist in hockey

Wayne Gretzky scored most his points off apples

by thedustermonkey September 19, 2023

Apple

Company that sells you electronic products for crazily expensive prices.

" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"

"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"

by apalsux March 9, 2020

APPLE

Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!

'Know what an apple is?'

Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'

by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017

Apple

1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.

2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.

1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.

by LambdaBelmont February 8, 2020

Apple

That company that makes the same products every year and charges you more for it because they say they changed everything when clearly they changed nothing.

I bought the new iPhone from Apple. It's exactly the fucking same as the last one but I'm cool because I have the newest phone that cost like $1000

by computerman76 March 10, 2018

apples

A metaphor for boobs.

Those are some big apples!

I like apples, you like bananas.

by frabrizio November 17, 2016