Amish hack

When you stick your finger up someone's butthole to hack into their mainframe

David didn't believe Shane when he said he would Amish hack him, but he kept his butt covered just in case

by Jake DaSandwich September 30, 2020

Amish freestyle

The act of continuing sex after male ejaculation, the created substance is similar to churned butter.

"Hey bro. Last night I totally gave my girl the amish freestyle."

by Amishfreestylecreator October 14, 2021

force-amished

To cause a person or a population to go without electricity and heat against their will and make them live by candlelight.

LIPA force-amished many of us on Long Island and all we got was this lousy churned butter.

by jsko November 10, 2012

merry amishman

The act of pouring milk into a girl's ass and fucking her until it turns to butter.

I'd love nothing more than to give her ye ole Merry Amishman.

by P. Charming March 7, 2020

Amish Flirt

When you have to flirt with someone in real life, because they have no facebook, myspace, twitter, cell phone etc and therefore is like flirting with an Amish person. It can be exceedingly difficult if one is used to flirting through the means of some form of technology.

This guy in my religion class has no Facebook so I have to try to Amish flirt with him in class.

by reddress October 9, 2009

amish bush

an excessively untrimmed bush, which resembles the beards kept by amish males.

"Little Bradley, when are you going to trim your amish bush???"

by Big Fish April 8, 2005

amished

verb

to be completely grounded and deprived of all means of modern technology

derivative of the word amish

after my mom heard the truth about what happened last weekend, i was amished for weeks

by Action Steve April 17, 2006