admin abuse

A phenomenon that occurs on internet message boards where administrators and/or moderators abuse their power to consistently edit annoying, lame or problematic users' posts or profiles to change the context and make the user look like a fool.

Before AA:

Upstanding User A: "How's the new GTA?"
Annoying User B: "God it sucks, it's so lame; if you buy it you're gay."
Upstanding User C: "Don't listen to the above guy, it's great."

After AA:

Upstanding User A: "How's the new GTA?"
Annoying User B: "I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Upstanding User C: "Don't listen to the above guy, it's great."

by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005

administrivia

A repetitive word used by the legend William "Bill" Neumann before every class of MIS.

"Let's just start off with a little administrivia"

by Travis, Charlie,Charles, and Rob October 20, 2007

Transportation Security Administration

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.

The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010

administrator

A person of high power in an educator position who finds pleasure in suspending young students for doing absolutely nothing and completing their homework.

In a day of school shootings and sodomy initiations, I'm glad my school administrator's are keeping me safe from dangerous slogans and images

by JP$ September 30, 2003

jtv admin

a useless group of admins helping keep a pedo site open and ban anyone for complaining

useless pedo loving jtv admins

by unknown_blogger May 16, 2011

Network Administrator

1) Someone who is appointed to maintain a level of control over a Network, he is also responcible for the upkeep of the Network, or the hiring of service personnel.
2) Someone who hires, fires, and maintains the other hired personnel on a Network (usually maitnance personnel or other subordinates)
3) Someone who owns or plays a good part in running a Network

The Network Administrator has fixed the Webserver.

by Teegtahn December 16, 2003

wikipedia administrators

Control freaks, retarded people who stay at home with the curtains closed with those rounded glasses and freckles analyzing every single page and every single spelling mistake on Wikipedia, editing it to get a PNG image of a star and creating a user profile page for no reason. They are nasty asses who nobody likes and everyone should rebel against them and boycott Wikipedia!

Bongwarrior is one of the thousands of evil wikipedia administrators.

Bongwarrior has disabled your editing for the following reason: "Misreputable information"

All I did was add one letter to someone's name!

by yaz2011 October 27, 2011