puppies

gary has puppies
by iLovethe~boAby September 21, 2009
mugGet the puppiesmug.

puppies

Creatures so feeble that they chose to stop evolving and opted to rather be shepherded by a superior species. You think they love you, but don't be fooled..the second you pass out in the kitchen they're gunna eat your face and shit it out of their tiny exposed assholes...Just the belly spawn of curs and bitches..blasted out like a dump load of mulch on this earth before the runts are devoured by the mothers, while they're still wet with placenta. - puppies.
Person 1: "Look at those cute puppies..aren't they cute?"

Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"
by kappalamda August 7, 2014
mugGet the puppiesmug.

puppy

Come pet my puppy.
I just weighed my puppy and it was 2 lbs.
by Calvin Yoshiwaza January 16, 2008
mugGet the puppymug.

Puppies

A tight knit group of friends; similar to dawgs
"What's up my puppies?"
"Where my puppies at?"
by 313 September 8, 2004
mugGet the Puppiesmug.

puppy

My internet handle name; you can either really like me or really hate me.
Hey look its Puppy! Lets throw rocks at him!
by Puppy April 2, 2005
mugGet the puppymug.

Puppis

A doggo with big floppy ears and a sizeable cock. Must be 5 years old or below and have a beard. They are oortius (cute)
and awesome.
Wow, I wanna ride her like a puppis
by The Puppis Penis October 25, 2018
mugGet the Puppismug.

puppy

something that dies everytime you kiss someone before your married according to our bus driver.
*gasp!* ali you just killed a puppy!!!!!
by sparklefarey October 19, 2010
mugGet the puppymug.

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