tom cruise

A moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated.

tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND.
me- go jump on your own couches

tom cruise- OMG I AM SO AWESOME. GO ME. EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF. I ROCK!!!
me- what?! you expect me to listen to you when you start lecturing about science?! go bother katie holmes but not me.

by je m'appelle moi January 10, 2006

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tom cruise

A douche, enough said

Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not

by Tom December 26, 2005

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blunt cruising

Driving in your car with a few friends smoking a blunt.

Andrea: Hey Cass wanna go blunt cruising today?
Cass: Hell yea, did you get that fire?

by lolatcassy May 14, 2009

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tom cruise

A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.

Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.

by Chilla June 29, 2005

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Ted Cruise

When you’re a senator from TX and you take a vacation to Cancun while your constituents are without power or water and freezing to death that’s called a Ted Cruise.

Hello Senator Ted Cruz, how was your Ted Cruise to Cancun?

by BravoKilo February 19, 2021

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