Chris is a very hot guy (sexy man). Chris always thinks people are intimidated by his toxic masculinity and BIG DICK. He also can be described as staring at girls tits in a LED hot tub at 11pm. Personally, this mans had a staring contest with my cooch while i was just minding my own business, then proceeded to ask me if the curtain matches the drapes. he reminds me of the shooting pain you sometimes get in your left tit. speaking of tit don’t be suprised if chris asks u to pop one. watch out for chris…
Kelly: Omg Chris was just staring at my tits!!
Sara: He was staring at my cooch too in the hot tub!!
Kelly: He asked me to pop a tit
Sara: He was staring at my cooch too in the hot tub!!
Kelly: He asked me to pop a tit
by cassidygrove February 19, 2022
Get the Chrismug. The Asian friend that we all have and know, who's parents named him Chris as a way to Americanize him. Thinks of himself as a very smart kid, but in reality, falls a bit behind. Born and raised skinny as a twig, easy to pick up and able to be thrown around like teddy bear. In most cases, once a Chris has found someone who he finds attractive and love, he would be unable to give up said love. Chasing it to the ends of the world even when rejected or found impossible to achieve.
Example 1:
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
by TruthyyyfullyFake June 18, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Is an incredibly funny guy. Has golden blond hair. And the most beautiful blue eyes. He definetly has problems but can get through them. He has a best friend named Gracie and they have too much fun with each other they are bus buddies. Chris has an obsession with dank memes and subscribes to their channel on YouTube and then Gracie gets that weird ass notification. Chris has been through alot with Gracie ever since 5th grade and he probably hopes that adventure will continue. He just wants the best for her. They have been through tough times but always gets through it no matter what. Gracie hopes that they can always be great friends together. Even when they move on with their lives Gracie will always remember Chris even if he forgets about her. Chris and Gracie :))
Chris and Gracie :))
by Gracie_shorty01 May 6, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by Wordexcrement March 25, 2019
Get the Chrismug. 
Someone that effortlessly grabs and holds your attention, a wise cracking, confident and natural leader. He’s a hard worker, a risk taker and innovator. He never backs down to a challenge, he takes it and owns it.. “if someone else can do it, I can do it”...
He has a charming charisma with a matching grin that breaks through any barrier you may hold up, you trust him and can see his truth instantly.
Although he sees himself as a bit of a lone wolf you can feel his loyalty, you trust his word and have no doubt of the sincerity of every action he follows with. He loves fiercely, he will defend and protect those he does if it took his last breath.
You can try come close to Chris, but you’ll never come close enough.
He has a charming charisma with a matching grin that breaks through any barrier you may hold up, you trust him and can see his truth instantly.
Although he sees himself as a bit of a lone wolf you can feel his loyalty, you trust his word and have no doubt of the sincerity of every action he follows with. He loves fiercely, he will defend and protect those he does if it took his last breath.
You can try come close to Chris, but you’ll never come close enough.
by GooGooDoll February 19, 2019
Get the Chrismug. guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
by dracublah July 6, 2009
Get the Chrismug.