Bucket Got A Hole In It

Late 60s/ early 70s slang for "cuckolded."

"You better check your bucket" meant "I think your girlfriend's cheating on you, dude."

Is your bucket got a hole in it, fellas?
Now lemme tell you/ how you can check:

When your kisses fail to move her,
And your rap don't seem to groove her,
When your touch don't turn her on,
Fellas, as sure as you're born,

Your bucket got a hole in it.

"Check Your Bucket" - Eddie Bo

by kickyfast December 21, 2007

Shove it up your bucket with a meathook

A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.

He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"

by Boston_Mama March 5, 2009

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.

Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010

Bucket and A mop

Term used in the song "WAP" By Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a$$ Pussy

by anonymous March 1, 2023

There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

by Telephony June 24, 2015

Wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water

Pussy that gushes so much it feels like your dick went swimming in a 5gal. bucket of water.

Man everytime we have sex she gets wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water!

by Chasin Fantasies July 20, 2021

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015