zuchinno

not exactly sure...u havta make ur own definition for it...but its nothing like a zuchinni

i shall ride my zuchinno over there.

by zuangeethman April 27, 2009

zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008

Zanch

A disfiguring disease that results in enlargement of the nose. Often called "Jew-nose".

Man, that guy's got a bad case of the Zanch.

by Grab-ass August 3, 2006

Zulch

noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.

Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.

Zulcher, Zulchiest, Zulchable, Unzulchable, Zulchability

I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang

by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010

zucchini

Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's

Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)

by Jesus May 13, 2005

zucchini

1) A certian boy/stalker that closely resembles a zucchini
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley

"OMG you guys! I saw the Zucchini at Safeway! When he looked at me I just ran."

by Lindina October 14, 2006

Zurcher

Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.

Look at that fucking Zurcher, gahh..

by jojo August 14, 2003