A Zach is a hella annoying person who starts a diss track on your best friend and they make teams (ex. Team Kylee, team Zach) but your best friends team is winning because no one likes a Zach. A Zach is usually very hearty, robust, and plump ( AKA fat ). He will pretend to be gay for popularity/ attention but doesn’t get any because it’s the worst fucking idea ever.
Person 1: hey do u see that guy over there?
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
by Poopooo butthole March 1, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Zach is the kind of guy to cheat on his fiance behind her back in the woods with a girl he met one day from south wales while she was walking her friends dog with him in around featherstone west Yorkshire
Zach is a cheeter
by Thehitman69 May 22, 2020
Get the Zachmug. by The Dark Lord, Reaper February 5, 2010
Get the Zachmug. A person who cheats on test and is obsessed with memes. Think of him as a bootleg meme god who is also bad at basketball. But is also a good friend.
Oh Zach
by Pharaoh of 2K May 10, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A kid who is somewhat chubby,but still attractive. He is very good to women and extremely good in the sack,but always puts bros before hoes. All Zachs are in some way related to Chuck Norris,and have a huge penis."
by Mr.Dangerous February 8, 2012
Get the Zachmug. by jennabear June 15, 2011
Get the Zachmug. to wear abercrombie and fitch everyday with sunglasses even shen it's raining and act like a homosexual
by supdog1012 December 3, 2006
Get the zachmug.