Yestoday

When it's midnight and you are talking about the day you just spent, and get it confused with the day before because it's past midnight and your mind is technically set on the next day, though you didn't sleep yet.

Roxanne @ Midnight: "I can't believe that I travelled so much yestoday. I'm so tired."

by Widdle Munchkin July 7, 2009

and my dad died yesterday

And my dad died yesterday is a term for trying to give someone a guilt trip. It is usually added at the end of the sentence to make people seem even more guiltier.

Person 1: Haha kid your a loser
Person 2: It's people like you that make me want to kill myself . . . And My DAD DIED YESTERDAY

by S1X August 23, 2011

America of Yesteryear

A place that only exists in the brains of Republicans.

"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of Yesteryear, that only exists in the brains of us Republicans." - Ned Flanders, The Simpsons.

by Imakoo May 9, 2006

Yesterday

Dated. Behind the times. Out of fashion.

Did you see the guy at the AMWAY conference wearing the short sleeved button down with the tie? I think his hair was sprayed on. That is so "Yesterday".

by Bartendress February 10, 2006

I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.

Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.

Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.

by Sexydimma January 17, 2013

Yestovers

Yestovers are yesterday's leftovers.

My coworkers and I were discussing what we are having for lunch today and I am having yestovers.

I am so hungry I don't care if I have to eat yestovers.

Yestovers just saved my life.

by Treena D. August 16, 2010

yesterpants

The pants you wore yesterday.

I owed Bill twenty bucks, but I left it in my yesterpants pocket.

by grayhome July 27, 2011