Dirt Wizard

Hippie kids, studying and revealing the wonderful and the weird in the world - the magic.

You’ll never run out of things to discuss with a dirt wizard at a party

by andrewkahler February 2, 2018

semen wizard

A Semen Wizard is a male who has a powerful and sexual social dominance on the internet. The equivalence of an Alpha Male for the internet where physical appearance is not visible.

Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.

Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.

Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.

"That streamer was a semen wizard, the entire chat was asking to fuck her."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."

by jimuser11 September 24, 2019

You're a wizard, Harry!

interj.

1. An expression to show how unimpressed you are at one's accomplishments.

2. A way to sarcastically show excitement for something you really couldn't care less about.

"Dude, I just went 25 and 0 on this pub server using nothing but pistols!!!"

"You're a wizard, Harry!"

by TAW_Kaotix January 9, 2012

Wizard Cabbage

Marijuana

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Douche Wizard

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.

After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.

by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009