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wanderbating

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.
I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.
by PhilFFI January 7, 2011
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Wilderness Therapy

Basically a nicer way of saying boot camp. Anyone that has been sent to wilderness therapy can tell you first hand how horrible it is. You sleep in the middle of nowhere with people you have never met. You aren't allowed to do anything fun, and "therapy" isn't what goes on, "brainwashing" is...so be very careful. You have to "earn"(a.k.a.) work your way to leaving the hell hole. The staff that work there are all hippies and are annoying as fuck. Showers do not exist and you can forget about clean clothes, pillows, talking to your parents, knowing any future information, or running away. No one has ever made it out, and getting caught running away will get you sent to worse places. Anyone that attempts to escape these types of places is pretty damn courageous, but extremely stupid. The best thing to do when sent to these places is to listen to everything the people working there tell you to do. Your only priority should be getting the hell out of the place. Words can't truly describe "Wilderness Therapy," ask anyone that has been and they will respond the same way. Those places are not places you ever want end up at. Don't fuck up kids, because nothing...and I mean NOTHING is worth being sent to a "Wilderness Therapy Program."
Hannah: Did you hear about Emily?

Anna: Yeah, her parents sent her to "Wilderness Therapy" Whatever the fuck that is

Hannah: Ooooh shit...this is bad. My cousins friend was sent to one of those places and he is in the army...

Anna: Sooo...what's your point?

Hannah: Anna...He said that the experience was far worse than anything he's seen... and he's in the army...

Anna: Oh Shit...this is bad. We got to break her out.

Hannah: Damn Right! Let's go. We're coming for you Emily!!
by AshleyNewton455 April 22, 2013
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wanderlei

by smokey546 January 9, 2008
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wanderlust

A strong urge or desire to travel.
Claire packed her bags and purchased the plane ticket as a wave of wanderlust overcame her.
by Winifred Sanders September 7, 2013
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Wanderlust

the irresistible and overwhelming feeling to join nature, fresh air and high mountains by hiking or climbing.
I feel Wanderlust, I have to leave this urban surrounding.
by Arno_Schmidt February 5, 2010
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Windber

town close to johnstown pa....we live like animals here
"that kid from windber is lucky..all the hot ass up their"
by freakzillia September 30, 2008
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Wieder

An action performed while blackout drunk.
Jonah totally wiedered all over those chicken tenders before wiedering his pants while standing up. Finally, we found him wiedered out on some girl's dirty laundry.
by theSwooper January 27, 2010
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