Definitions by theSwooper

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

shortbucks by theswooper August 8, 2015

Wieder 

An action performed while blackout drunk.

Jonah totally wiedered all over those chicken tenders before wiedering his pants while standing up. Finally, we found him wiedered out on some girl's dirty laundry.

Wieder by theSwooper January 27, 2010