theSwooper's definitions

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

by theswooper August 8, 2015

Wieder

An action performed while blackout drunk.

Jonah totally wiedered all over those chicken tenders before wiedering his pants while standing up. Finally, we found him wiedered out on some girl's dirty laundry.

by theSwooper January 27, 2010