wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011

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tinkle-wiffer

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures

snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this

by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009

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wiffy

another word for wifi

My local library has free wiffy.

by whiteisdum February 26, 2011

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i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

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Wifflebirder

A person who sniffs another persons bicycle seat after it has been used.

Random Brown Bag Special - "Did Mike just sniff my bike seat after my 20 mile, haven't showered yet today, ate Mexican last night with extra bean dip, probably left a nice poop smear on the seat, bike ride?"

Jack - "Yeap, he is such a pervy wifflebirder."

by Wiff L Birder October 25, 2010

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