the whomping willow

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017

Whomp

The act of a boyfriend cupping his lips somewhere on you (probably your face) and slobbering while saying "whomp!"

Usually followed by saying "ew! no whomping!"

"whomp!"
"ew! you slobbered all over my face!! no whomping!"

by Ms Bwinny February 22, 2010

Whomp

to be so high that a person cannot make complete sentences

nobody could understand pat becuase he just smoked 7 blunts and is whomp.

by jd8973 March 24, 2010

wally whomp

to mash vigorously
to have erotic sexual intercourse

Dave: Dood, I totally wally whomped the shit outta that broad.
Shandel: lmfao
Dave: Dood, I might just go back for anotha sesh.
Shandel: Ok. do it fam. ill join in.
OR
Kid 1: DOOD I WALLY WHOMPED YOUR MOM.
Kid 2: OMG!? REALLY!?!?!
Kid 3: DOOD YOU WALLY WHOMPED HIS MOM? I DID TOO!
Kid 1: IMA WALLY WHOMP YOU ALL WITH MY PENIS!

by El Wangadore February 22, 2008

Savagely whomped

To be pummeled or beat up mentally or physically, if the person is screaming "whomp" than you are being majorly whomped, if they arent screaming anything, you are being savagely whomped

My friend joe got Savagely whomped the other day, he was never the same since then

by A chill demon July 17, 2020

Whomp-Tooth

A term selectively used for women with a large protruding front tooth that has a considerable amount of tooth decay on it, or an adjoining tooth to the protruding member.

"Did you see that girl I brought home last night?"

"Yes but only for a minute, what was that thing in her mouth? please don't tell me she's a Whomp-Tooth."
"yea... she was a Snaggletooth alright."

by snagov October 22, 2014

Whomp & Chomp

Whomp & Chomp means to jack off and suck another guy's dick.

After finishing his studying, my cadet roomie, Matt, always wants me to Whomp & Chomp his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020