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Weezer

A brilliant Nerd-Rock band fronted by Rivers Cuamo, who lives in an apartment with a chair and a microwave.
'By jove, this song 'Say it aint' so' is brilliant!'

'I whole heartedly agree Winthorpe'
by Citezen:Erased June 5, 2005
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beaver weaver

A man who avoids 'beaver'. Bats for the other side. A gay man.
You've got no chance with him love, he's a beaver weaver.

OMG that beaver weaver wants your cock.
by huzinator May 19, 2010
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Weezer fan

Ronald is a Weezer fan? Dude that’s why he always gets laid!
by Awesomegangster January 19, 2021
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weezer

A band that is not and cannot be "emo." "Emo" is a word created to further the delineation of all music into tiny, highly-specified categories. It is a false label, much as "grunge" was in the early 1990's. Moreover, it is a recent term, new within the past year or two, while Weezer's Blue Album was released in 1994, quite a long time before some recording industry advertising hack created the term "emo." Weezer, having predated "emo" by a number of years, cannot therefore be "emo."
Weezer plays rock music, much the same as most all other "emo," "punk," "metal," etc. bands.
by Akusai September 14, 2003
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Weaver Academy for Performing and Visual Arts

A relatively young magnet school where students choose a different art as a "major" and take classes in it. Students are collectively labeled and referred to by their major, each of which is characterized by a different set of traits and stereotypes. The eight art majors are: Visual Art, Dance, Drama, Piano, Classical Guitar, Orchestra, Music Production and Chorus.
The students of the school are generally known to the students of every other ("normal") high school in the county as emos, smokers, pot heads, and all-together weird. Weaver students often use their school as a an explanation of their own erratic behavior, as in "It's okay, I go to Weaver..." The student body has a reputation for being liberal, although it is home to surprisingly passionate group of intolerant right-wingers.
The school also has a tradition of employing a ridiculous mix of faculty that range from hopelessly passive to scarily bipolar.
It has also been remarked that the school and its inhabitants deserve their own reality television show, preferably on MTV as a Laguna Beach-esque spin off. This belief is based largely on the school's unbelievably high penchant for drama. Certain guys have been known to date every female in any particular major. Girls are fond of having "lesbain" phases, in other words, getting drunk-ish and making out with another girl, bragging about it, and then continuing to date in a heterosexual manner. Oh yeah, and then there was that time when one of the teachers was arrested for having sex with a student. And everybody knew about it.
A typical conversation at Weaver Academy for Performing and Visual Arts:
Dancer: Ugh. The Drama Students are soooo loud. Can we please not sing "Wicked" eighty times a day children?
Drama Student: "NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED..."
by Student A January 4, 2009
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weezer

A band that sings about many issues in life and doesn't care about what the critics say.

A true ROCK band.

One of the very FEW bands that high schoolers and college students listen to and can actually relate to, unlike many new wave emo bands that have exploded onto the scene.

Weezer sings with emotion but doesn't use it as a selling point.

If a weezer song is covered during some coffee shop band's performance, people get nostalgic and start cheering them on, that shows how great of a band Weezer was. I mean if Taking Back Sunday was played during a cover concert, i would find it hard to reveal that i would actually know the song being played.
After (insert most boring class here) stacy went up to her room, and put on some Weezer, while her good for nothing boyfriend calls about how much he misses her.
by Steak Salisbury August 29, 2005
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Basket Weaver

An patient at an insane asylum, where one of the activities used to keep the patients occupied is basket weaving.
Gonna visit my mom at Bellevue and check out the basket weavers.
by e-vigilante August 8, 2011
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